After visits to Munich and Dachau, on the third day, it was time for a little vacation, away from my vacation on my vacation.
At the suggestion of Kathrin, two buses, one train ride, a nearly missed tram and three hours later, I arrived in Terme Erding, the name of a town 30 minutes outside of Europe, and also the site for what is claimed to be, with an area encompassing 12,000 square meters, Europe's largest natural hotsprings (and also quite possibly one of its largest ripoffs - they charge by the hour, and where they really get you is by making you wait a full 30 minutes after eating before going back in the water).
The gauging began when, entering the locker room, I noticed that people were wearing "bathing suits," a practice very normal in the United States and several other western countries.
But why should this hot spring be different from all other hot springs? Well, as Kathrin had assured me the previous night, at this hotspring, everyone "hangs out" in the buck.
Briefly reconsidering my trip, I thought to myself, wait a minute, I can do this, I lived in Japan for over three years, where bathing in the nude with other men is ritual and something I grew to love (well, not in that way, but you know what I mean....alright, get your mind out of the gutter, come on).
But Germany, or at least Terme Erding, would be different, because at this hotspring, there would be no separation of milk and meat, of church and state, of damen and herren. All would rise (or not rise, as the case may be) in their nekkendess together, free at last free at last!
Was I really ready for this!? Only one way to find out?
But WHY was everyone heading to the showers in bathing suits!!? I was ready to buck all trends and go for it in the buck!
Well, as I later learned (guess Kathrin had also told me this), only the "sauna" portion of this disneylandesque spa cum amusement park replete with waterslides and all, was for those to bare all of their assets (in some cases liabilities).
I was advised to head over to the nice little gift shop, where I was assured I could buy a bathing suit for about 10 euro. Well, as it turned out, the prices were more like 30 euro and up for euro suits that did not really leave much to the imagination anyway.
So, I decided to do what any reasonable American tourist would do under the circumstances; head into the fray sporting boxers!
But at least they were black and somewhat resembled a bathing suit.....maybe.
When I got to the hot baths(which were not really that hot, except for one) portion of the place, everyone (as expected) was donning bathing suits, and I thought, huh, no big deal.
But there were tons of screaming kiddies, and this was not really my idea of a relaxing vacation away from a vacation of a vacation, and so, I took one brave step forward in the direction of the naked saunas.
What I then saw and experienced over the course of the next several hours, nothing could have prepared me for.
Nakedness.
Of men, women and children (nobody under sixteen), and lots of it. And I'm not talking about a top off here or there, I'm talking about lots of flapping around and no shame in any of it.
Admittedly, it took me more than a half hour of false starts to finally brave it in the buck and head into the sauna in all my glory.
And once you enter the sauna, though you have a towel, nobody (I mean nobody) covers up. It's almost against the rules.
Perhaps only by fully derobing yourself are you fully absorbing the experience...and to tell you the truth, after getting over some initial qualms, it turned out to be quite liberating. And nobody stares....that is, except for the occasional bewildered American tourist ;)
The next (and last) day of my trip to Germany was spent in Schrobenhausen (below) and Ingolstadt, a neigbhoring town. Check out how good the bread looks at this local bakery!
In Ingolstadt, I mainly just walked around the small town in the freezing cold, before enjoying a light lunch of some weisswurst (the famous Munich white sausage) with sweet mustard, a pretzel and heffeweizen (not pictured). Also, could not leave Germany without a photo with a waitress in (modernized) traditional Bavarian garb.